Hello, Stranger

Date: September 22nd, 2019

Previously on The Passion Haus: The Mother Of All Men


Have you ever been possessed by a sex deomon?
I have, and it was the best thing to ever happen to Me.

Hello, stranger. Fancy meeting you here and now. I think that this is no mere coincidence, but an act of fate: you were meant to find Me. I’m your panacea, your savior, your sovereign.

I’ll give you the strongest boners you’ve ever experienced.

I’ll milk you for every penny you’re worth.

My beautiful tits will command you when you eventually see them, nipples pink and hardened with desire.

This flowery pussy will become your ultimate GOD.

My voluptuous ass will take your breath away— literally.

There comes a point when you realize that you cannot resist Me, that you have breathed Me in and I have grown roses through every pore on your body, because you are Mine.

Let Me know what it is that you want, and I will tell you how much it will cost you. I have so much to offer— surely something will strike your fancy, but what? Well, it all depends upon how you want to feel. See, I have this interesting power where I can influence the vibes of an environment— and the people within it— to feel however I want them to feel. I want you to tell Me what makes you feel most alive... what is it that REALLY turns you on? Tell Me, because then it too will electrify Me, and that is how I’ll help to make your fantasies come alive. Making dreams come true is My ultimate dream come true.

It’s been said, or so I’ve heard, that a woman becomes dramatically less sexy after about 30-35 years of age— to which I say, HARUMPH!! Such nonsense has certainly not proved to be true in My human experience. If anything, today I am far more confident and far more beautiful than I was a decade ago— and I am only becoming stronger with each and every trip around the Sun. ♥

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